This is a diary of my adventures in the murky sea of online dating...

Monday, September 13, 2010

I Learn New Descriptions Of Fat People Every Day!

I think this guy was trying to be funny...It was an EPIC FAIL!

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hey there ... im a country boy ... been called a red neck more than once ... i drink ... i smoke (cigs) ... occasionally dip ... been told im a bad boy so if that scares ya, sorry ... i like to have fun, most people do ... im not much into bar hoppin ... lookin for some 1 that gets me and dont judge ... i work hard, make decent money ... and no i dont want a gold digger had plenty of those ... i just want a woman that will stand beside me and always have my back ... even if i need bail money lmao ... promiss i will pay it back when i get out im good 4 it lmfao ... is there any 1 in the cincinnati area?? everytime i click a profile it sends me to cleveland wth?? i aint drivin 4 hours lol ... im so tired of looking .. if you like what you see drop me a line, if not oh well......... no fat chicks dont waste our time ..... im not a chubby chaser, dont want a woman whos but looks like a pillow case full of door knobs .... im usually relly drunk, i like to drink, right woman may fix it, im sure it will.. otherwise im a drunk fool that will make ya laughf ... i would rather look for love than cheap sex..... can we have a pillow fight club? can i record it? sell it? you will get yer part of it... only hot girls otherwise we will make no money, nekkid hotties and pilllow fighting ..... bet we could get $30 a view X how many? take yer nekkid pics, make a new mag .. whos in? make us money .. no sex unless ya talk me into makin porn ... just get the money

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