I think this guy was trying to be funny...It was an EPIC FAIL!
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hey there ... im a country boy ... been called a red neck more than once ... i drink ... i smoke (cigs) ... occasionally dip ... been told im a bad boy so if that scares ya, sorry ... i like to have fun, most people do ... im not much into bar hoppin ... lookin for some 1 that gets me and dont judge ... i work hard, make decent money ... and no i dont want a gold digger had plenty of those ... i just want a woman that will stand beside me and always have my back ... even if i need bail money lmao ... promiss i will pay it back when i get out im good 4 it lmfao ... is there any 1 in the cincinnati area?? everytime i click a profile it sends me to cleveland wth?? i aint drivin 4 hours lol ... im so tired of looking .. if you like what you see drop me a line, if not oh well......... no fat chicks dont waste our time ..... im not a chubby chaser, dont want a woman whos but looks like a pillow case full of door knobs .... im usually relly drunk, i like to drink, right woman may fix it, im sure it will.. otherwise im a drunk fool that will make ya laughf ... i would rather look for love than cheap sex..... can we have a pillow fight club? can i record it? sell it? you will get yer part of it... only hot girls otherwise we will make no money, nekkid hotties and pilllow fighting ..... bet we could get $30 a view X how many? take yer nekkid pics, make a new mag .. whos in? make us money .. no sex unless ya talk me into makin porn ... just get the money
Monday, September 13, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Definitely The BEST Profile I've Ever Read!
The following profile was written by a 38 year old surgeon, who describes himself as athletic, and claims that I owed it to myself to read his profile.
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!
Enjoy...
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Basically, I am God's gift to woman. Unfortunately I didn't realize God had a return department and now find myself in the Clearance Section labeled last year’s gifts. (In other words I’m divorced, but it was all her fault) Women say they don't want a man who has to plan everything. They'll love me, I have no plans. Like everyone else I love candlelight dinners too, but for different reasons. Frankly, I look better in the dark. Also I don’t have to cancel my dates every time they turn off my electric. It does makes it tough to heat up hamburger helper though, so I am looking for a woman with a sterno grill (I don't know why they call it hamburger helper, it's just fine all by itself). I like the finer things in life. I was the first in the park with those chrome spinners on the mobile home, but found they don't spin unless you're moving. That’s ok, I move a lot.. That d*mn bounty hunter keeps finding me. I enjoy jet skiing, snow skiing, traveling, softball, volleyball and strip solitaire poker. I've read over 100 self help books. Got my money back for everyone of them. I have the energy of a child, the valor of a knight (and that’s without my white shining armor) the heart of a woman, and logic of a man. Phone conversation is a good start..., it's ok.., and it’s only a mild form of human contact. You really can't die from it. And don't worry about me stalking you, I'll leave that to your next-door neighbor, he's very strange. I should know what I want in a woman since I used to be one.
My plants but they are not doing well, maybe cause they shut the water off on me last week. Don't get me wrong I am responsible. I'm still able to bathe,- the neighbors have a nice pool and they leave every day at 9am which means I could meet you for coffee by 10 depending on how the buses are running. Oh, if we do go out at night, my moped has a flat right now. I have another cycle, but only at certain times.
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!
Enjoy...
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Basically, I am God's gift to woman. Unfortunately I didn't realize God had a return department and now find myself in the Clearance Section labeled last year’s gifts. (In other words I’m divorced, but it was all her fault) Women say they don't want a man who has to plan everything. They'll love me, I have no plans. Like everyone else I love candlelight dinners too, but for different reasons. Frankly, I look better in the dark. Also I don’t have to cancel my dates every time they turn off my electric. It does makes it tough to heat up hamburger helper though, so I am looking for a woman with a sterno grill (I don't know why they call it hamburger helper, it's just fine all by itself). I like the finer things in life. I was the first in the park with those chrome spinners on the mobile home, but found they don't spin unless you're moving. That’s ok, I move a lot.. That d*mn bounty hunter keeps finding me. I enjoy jet skiing, snow skiing, traveling, softball, volleyball and strip solitaire poker. I've read over 100 self help books. Got my money back for everyone of them. I have the energy of a child, the valor of a knight (and that’s without my white shining armor) the heart of a woman, and logic of a man. Phone conversation is a good start..., it's ok.., and it’s only a mild form of human contact. You really can't die from it. And don't worry about me stalking you, I'll leave that to your next-door neighbor, he's very strange. I should know what I want in a woman since I used to be one.
My plants but they are not doing well, maybe cause they shut the water off on me last week. Don't get me wrong I am responsible. I'm still able to bathe,- the neighbors have a nice pool and they leave every day at 9am which means I could meet you for coffee by 10 depending on how the buses are running. Oh, if we do go out at night, my moped has a flat right now. I have another cycle, but only at certain times.
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