Marlon Brando Might Sue Him For Slander

I found this weirdo's man's profile while searching an online dating site. He has his profile listed under "seeking intimate encounter", which means he is looking for a hook up. I'm obviously not going to be posting the pictures of the weirdo's men I'm picking on for the sake of my blog, but trust me when I say this man made me want to stab myself in the eyeball with an ice pick is far from handsome. I wonder what mirror he uses?
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HI I AM A HANDSOME MAN. MANY PEOPLE THINK I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MARLON BRANDO. My PARENTS WERE BOTH VERY GOOD LOOKING. I AM THEIR BEST PRODUCT. I AM A UNIVERSITY GRADUATE WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN MULTIDISCIPLINARY PROFFESSIONAL ENGINEERING. I OWN MY OWN HOME FROM WHICH I CONDUCT A SMALL BUT GROWING CONSULTING ENGINEERING BUSINESS. I AM 6FT. 1IN. TALL. AND I WEIGH ABOUT 302LBS. i HAVE AUBURN HAIR AND BROWN EYES.
THE YOUNG LADY WHOM I SEEK WILL SIMPLY BE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY! IF YOU MATCH THIS DESCRIPTION, GIVE ME A RING!

UPON MEETING MY DATE I SHALL KISS HER A THE CHEEK! I'LL SHOWER HER WITH SEVERAL GIFTS! I'LL SPEND FIFTY DOLLARS ON OUR MEAL! THEN I'LL TAKE HER HOME. IF SHE WANTS MY HOME OR HERS IT DOESN'T MATTER! I HAVE NO REQUIREMENT FOR SEX (UNLESS OF COURSE, SHE REQUIRES IT!)
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Excuse me while I go vomit...